Tuesday, March 20, 2012

"That Would NEVER Happen in the US"

A list we have lovingly compiled of things you would never, ever, ever see in the US.

You would never see.....
-A man, working at a restaurant, without a shirt... his hairy belly touching the food.
-A five year old girl serving beer
-A bartender serving beer with one hand and burping his six month old daughter with the other
-Dogs in a bar
-A student answering their cell phone in class
-A whole family on one motorcycle (half of them without helmets)
-Children who wander the streets from 10 pm - 4 am
-One traffic light in a 30,000 person city
-Normal civilians, who are not sick, riding in the back of an ambulance while the sick person is up front
-A cashier telling you it´s OK if you pay later
-someone bringing their own alcohol to a bar and making their own drinks with the bartender's supplies
-Chicken hearts for lunch
-Riding donkeys next to cars

No comments:

Post a Comment